AISubs v3.7
Yadana, Toukaihano, Tensei and Shibayu and Ryo and Neshimegan!
We've come up with this project!
Yes! What is it?
Do you know that big seller?
No, you probably don't know it!
What is it?
That is...
Onigirazu! (rice balls)
Oh!
Do you know Onigirazu?
I've heard of it!
Onigiri has been around in Japan for a long time,
and we developed a product that you don't dare to hold.
It's really good!
What?!
I don't think it's popular!
Isn't that from Maritotsu?
No, it's not.
I think I looked it up and it surprised me 10 years ago.
Is that so?
Isn't there a place that sells Onigirazu in a convenience store?
No, there isn't!
Isn't there a place like that in Japan?
Have you ever been there?
No, I haven't.
Have you ever been there?
No, I haven't.
Hey!
Why did you come up with that word now?
Before I say it, I'm going to give you all the information I know.
Onigirazu! (rice balls)
I think I sent it to a warehouse 10 years ago.
I'm not stupid!
The act of holding a rice ball and not holding it,
I thought it was a great idea.
But there's nothing else.
The production didn't continue.
Since times weren't catching up,
I think that a new thing like "what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
will be popular in 2021.
I think we should create it and send it out to the world.
That's the plan.
I think there are a lot of options.
Infinite!
If there's a word like that, you just deny it.
Yes.
It's a lot of work to do it all, so I asked you to bring in five of them one by one.
I announced it this time, and I thought I could do it, so I asked the goods minister Toshimitsu ten times before, and I hope we can continue to develop it in the future.
No.
He lied now.
No, if there is something good, it is.
Let's take a look at it right away.
Well, can I bring zero once?
Zero!
It's really not enough for me.
It's a practice question, isn't it?
Yes, here it is!
What is it?
For the time being, it's radish, isn't it?
No, it's not radish.
It was me!
Oh, no!
Kirandu Gosazu Daikon.
Correct!
This is Kirandu Gosazu Daikon.
Please have a taste of it.
What? You want me to taste it?
Just by looking at it, you can't say, "This is good," can you?
Please take a bite from the middle and say, "Gah!"
Okay, I'll eat the Kirandu Gosazu Daikon.
- Thank you for it. - I don't know what it tastes like.
- Wow, it's good. - How is it?
Dee-kon.
This is dee-kon.
Oh, it's spicy!
Oh, it's the poison of Kirandu Gosazu Daikon.
It doesn't contain poison of Daikon.
I just lied.
- This is really dangerous. - This is...
- Bey-kon. - This is...
- Bey-kon. - Bey-kon.
- Gah! - I'm sorry.
- You can't say that! - You can't say that!
This is too much. You can't say that!
We'll edit this part and put it in 15 seconds.
We'll use a lot of it.
- Okay, I'll eat the first one. - Finally.
- This is the real deal. - Okay, our first one.
- Yes! - Here it is!
- Ta-da! - Huh?
- Isn't this grilled meat? - No, it's not.
It's not grilled meat, is it?
- No, it's not! You old men! - Huh?
- You old men! - What is this?
- Try it. - Huh? Really?
- Try it. - It doesn't pierce you!
- Eww! - Eww!
This is shimo-furi meat.
- Shimo-furi meat made of really good material... - Yes.
...is boiled, drained of oil...
- ...and grilled for more than an hour and a half... - Yes.
...and drained of oil...
...shimo-fura meat.
- Why did you eat it first? - It's good!
- It's good because it's shimo-fura meat! - It's good because it's shimo-fura meat!
- You've never eaten shimo-fura meat that's drained of oil, right? - That's right!
- You've never eaten it? - No.
- Can I try it? - Of course you can.
- Wow, it's crispy! - Crispy!
- Okay, shimo-fura meat... - Let's eat!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's heavy!
- Huh? - The original taste is probably...
- ...delicious. - I don't hate it.
- Wow!
- It's like this! - Yeah, it's interesting.
- It's normal, but it's a little new. - Yeah.
- Is it better than dagashi? - Oh, it's like dagashi!
- Oh!
- I was wondering what it was like. - But it's pretty good, isn't it?
- Is it good? - I'm happy to be able to do what I want.
- It's like this and it continues.
- So, can we see our first one? - Yes.
- Actually, we've already prepared it. - Oh!
- Where is it? - I don't know where it is.
- So, our first one... - Yes.
- It's over there! - Oh!
- What? It's a big calendar! - It's huge!
- I made it a lot of times, but what is it? What does it mean? - What is it?
- I know! - Yes.
- A calendar that doesn't twinkle. - It's almost correct! - Oh!
- It's a calendar that doesn't twinkle. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, there is twinkling, isn't it? - One day, one day, right?
- Twinkling like this, "Oh, what day is it today?" It's annoying, isn't it?
- You've forgotten, haven't you? - I haven't forgotten.
- "Oh, what month is it today?" It's like that. - We don't do it.
- We don't do it at all and don't decide it.
- It's just a regular calendar. - Right? - What? - It's just a regular calendar. - No, no, no.
- A calendar is really small, isn't it? The number is... - You can make it a big calendar.
- This is a big calendar that's in the way. - What? He said it's a big calendar that's in the way.
- It was hard to make it!
- Thank you for waiting. - Sure.
- Here's what I've brought. - Huh?
- It's just cotton tofu. - Yes.
- It doesn't say anything about it. - Just kidding.
- This is still tofu. - What?
- I'm going to arrange it now. - Okay.
- Look over here. - Okay.
- I'm going to hold it like this. - The tofu is all over the place.
- Yes. - Okay.
- And I'm going to... - Ah!
- Ah!
- What is it? - What is this guy?!
- It's all over the place! - Ah!
- Wait a minute! - It's a mess over here!
- Whoa! - It's all over the place!
- That's weird! - I'm going to eat it all!
- You're lying! - He's lying right now!
- Huh? Wait! What is it? - What is it?
- Huh? - It's tofu, right?
- Gome... Gomerazudofu? - Gomerudofu?
- No, it's not. - It's all over the place!
- It's all over the place because one of them wasn't one, right?
- In other words, it's all over the place. - Huh? I don't know about this.
- This one... - Yes?
- Yosezudofu. - Huh...
- It's all over the place, right? - It's not even close to tofu itself,
- nor to the consumer's heart. - It's a tofu that doesn't fit a person's heart.
- It's a gomerudofu... - Gomerudofu?
- Gomerudofu... - Gomerudofu was born!
GOMERUDOFU
- Okay, we'll start with our second one. - Yes.
- Please close your eyes and wait. - Yes!
- Okay, we're ready. - Yes!
- Please raise your eyes! - One, two...
Bye!
- What is it? - "The desk is dirty."
- No, no, no! Don't say that! - "It's just bleeding."
- "It's just bleeding"? - "It's just bleeding."
- You say such horrible things about this? - Can I say it's a modern art work?
- I don't know what this is. - What is it?
- It was a doll. - Oh, I know! A stuffed animal?
- Correct! It's a stuffed animal! - Good job!
- Children treat stuffed animals like important pets and families, right?
- They think they're alive and treat them like that. - Yes.
- I think it's nice in that way, but... - Yes.
- They don't dare to drive it around... - Yes.
- ...and they can do things like "life's preciousness." - Yes.
- This is the best way of education. - This is "medere" (treatment)
- It's "namida" (tears) - I've been "gedou" twice in a row.
- So, we can't mix tofu and stuffed animals? - That's right.
- Please edit this and put it in 4 seconds.
- Okay, we've made a spacious place.
- Is it standing? - Yes.
- I'll show you now. - Okay.
- 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 5...
- What? What? What? - What? What? What?
- What is it? - What?
- Oh! Oh! Oh! - It's funny!
- It's a lie! - What is it?
- That's it!
- That's it. - Huh?
- Is it a rumor? - A rumor?
- Is it a prologue? - Does it mean we start "do" raising?
- Maybe... - Without "do" raising.
- Oh, it's not. - It's not!
- Huh? What is it? - That was...
- Yes. - Without "do" raising.
- Without "do" raising!
- It's not "do" raising.
- This is...
- Where do you want me to put it in the world?
- Who is this for?
- Okay, let's go to the next one.
- This is our third one.
- Ta-dah!
- A ruler and... Okay, let's get started.
- Let's use it. - Let's use it.
- This whiteboard is long enough.
- It's long enough, so...
- I want to change it to the same size.
- I'll measure it.
- Can you measure it? - Yes.
- How many centimeters is it? - It's long enough, so...
- It's about 80 centimeters. - Is it exactly 80 centimeters?
- Let's talk about it. - It's 80 centimeters.
- It's interesting. - It's like a joke goods.
- Here it is. Do you know what it is? - "Monosasazu".
- Correct!
- I thought it was "monosasazu", but what is "monosasazu" anyway?
- You can measure it with your "monosasazu", can't you? - Yes.
- It's up to you. But you can measure it however you like.
- That's "monosasazu". - What do you think of it?
- It's like a prank goods. - As a prank goods...
- As a joke goods... - I think it's interesting as a joke goods.
- "Nice joke". - "Nice joke"?
- It's a pretty hot term, "nice joke".
- I brought some food for you. - Oh!
- Please enjoy it. - What?
- Anyway, don't say "nice joke", and try it. - Yes, please.
- I don't know at first glance, but is it what our candidates had?
- There is no possibility of that. - There is.
- Please enjoy it. - Wow, it's full of food.
- Thank you for it. - Thank you for it.
- Disgusting. - Ugh!
- It's disgusting for now. - Ugh!
- There's only a little bit of flavor. - I wonder what's in it.
- There's no flavor at all. - Eww!
- There's no flavor at all! - There's green peas in it, which I hate.
- What the hell is this?! - Disgusting!
- I agree with you. - But it's not what we thought it would be.
- It's different. - It's different.
- I thought it would shrink. - I thought it would shrink.
- What's with you?! - You only say things you want to say.
- I'm just kidding. - I thought it would shrink and grow.
- Huh? What's this? - Ginger, green peas...
- Oh! - Oh!
- If it's this bad and it looks like this, does it mean we should grill it as we like it?
- No, that's not it! - Grill it as we like it?
- Correct! - Yes!
- You only grill things you hate. - The ingredients are...
- Shibayu-san's hated green peas and ginger.
- Yeah.
- Teito-san's hated seaweed. - Yeah.
- Shibayu-san's hated mustard and melon. - Ewww!
- You can't eat it all but you can eat what you hate.
- Yeah, you can eat it all. - It's not like you can eat it all.
- But I can eat what I hate and add it to my new hate. - What?
- It's just a fucking machine. - A fucking grill.
- Try eating it. - It's stupid!
- It's not pickled ginger or pickled radish. - It's not pickled ginger or pickled radish.
- How is it? - It's really bad.
- How is it?
- It's not selling well. - I like it.
- This grilled stuff? - Yeah.
- It's not selling well. - You don't want to buy it.
- Yeah. - This is also a joke food.
- Huh? - This is a joke food.
- It's a joke food. - Yeah.
- It's a good one. - Yeah.
- It's like a synchronized meat. - Thank you.
- Shall we eat some food too? - Yeah.
- It's a market store. - I'm happy.
- Okay, Motoki will go in. - Okay.
- It's very simple. - Okay.
- This one! - Open!
- Oh, okay, okay, okay.
- This was also one of the candidates. - Yeah.
I knew you'd say that.
I knew it.
I closed it once.
I don't know what kind of fish it is, but it's a flounder.
Yes, it's a flounder.
I didn't think of that.
I just wanted to say it.
Flounder is a flounder.
Even if it's a flounder, it's like this.
I see.
Okay.
Let's move on.
Okay, this is the last one.
Close your eyes.
Okay, I'm ready.
Tetsuya and Shibuya, do you want to live in a perfect security place?
I've done that before.
It's come true.
What?
Open your eyes!
One, two...
Hey!
What?
Tottori Prefecture is on top of a magic circle...
What is this?
It doesn't make any sense.
What is this art?
What?
It doesn't have a name.
No, no, no.
A pink magician and a pink kayak.
It's not a kayak. It's a barrier.
It's a barrier.
Tottori Prefecture is on top of a perfect security place.
Does Tottori Prefecture have anything to do with this?
Tottori...
Tottora...
Tottoraresu Prefecture?
Correct!
What?
You're kidding me!
So, if you want to break in, you have to say "Tottoru"?
Can we show this video now?
No, you can't!
This is our work.
It's really a work of art.
I love it!
I love things like this!
I like it!
Please show us!
Shall we show you guys?
It's not a product.
It's a bigger hope.
What does this city...this world have to offer?
I'd like to make a suggestion like that, so please wait over there.
Yes!
We're ready!
Yes!
Now, please open your eyes!
One, two...
Pa!
The police...
My mustache isn't looking good...
Your mustache...
Maybe I should trim it a little...
Oh, that's good!
It's looking good, isn't it?
Oh, that's good!
Good, good, good...
Wow...
Good! It's looking good!
As expected of you!
As expected of this mustache-trimmer!
I wonder if it'll work...
Mustache-trimmer...
Oh!
Grandma!
It's Grandma!
Grandma!
Hello!
It's not a mustache!
If you're in trouble,
I'll tell you right away!
So please help me!
Huh? You'll tell me?
Yes! I'll tell you right away!
Thank you so much!
Mustache-trimmer!
No, no, no!
No, no...
Be careful, Grandma!
There's a famous mustache-trimmer around here, so be careful!
Mustache-trimmer?
Yeah...
What kind of person is mustache-trimmer?
He might be a dangerous person, you know?
Yeah...
I'll tell you right away!
Huh?!
Grandma! Mustache-trimmer!
Grandma!
Huh?!
Mustache-trimmer is...
Mustache-trimmer...
Mustache-trimmer is...
He looks like a yankee...
But he doesn't do anything!
He's a nice person, isn't he?
Yeah!
He's kind, isn't he?
Wow, he's scary...
He looks like one...
Hello!
Oh, look! He doesn't do anything!
He doesn't do anything!
He's a good boy!
Oh, you know...
What's up, grandma?
As always, I have a gift for you!
A gift? Are you sure?
Yes!
Thank you, grandma!
It's a Hachimakazu!
Wow! It's a Hachimakazu!
Wow! I'm so excited!
Can I open it now?
Yes!
How is it?
Wow! It looks great on you!
Thank you so much! I'm so happy!
Thank you so much!
Oh, no! It's a Hittakurasu!
Oh, no! Grandma!
What are you doing?
It's a Hittakurasu!
It's a Hittakurasu?
Be careful!
It's a Hittakurasu...
It's dangerous around here! Go home, grandma!
It's a Hittakurasu...
Be careful and go home, grandma!
But I'm okay...
No, you're not okay!
Old people are the most dangerous at times like this!
Old people?
Yes!
No, no...
What are you talking about? I'm...
I'm not old!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing!
That's all!
What was that?
It's a proposal of a peaceful city!
I want a city like this!
What do you think of Onigirazu?
Was there anything good?
The most popular one is...
Shimo-furazu, right?
Well, well, well...
Even Onigirazu is a rice ball, isn't it?
What?
Even now, there is a rice ball in a convenience store, but there is no Onigirazu.
So...
Was it better to go around?
Goro-tsuki and Hittakuri should be Goro-tsukazu and Hittakurazu.
Oh, that's the most important thing!
Then...
As of now...
The world's Goro-tsuki and Hittakuri should be Goro- tsukazu and Hittakurazu!
Yes!
Thank you!
What are you doing?
Goro-tsuki...